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W. Town Andrews

A native Pennsylvanian, Town Andrews has lived and worked in several western states and the Philippines. He speaks multiple languages, including fluent Spanish and Visayan. Working, reading, parenting, linguistics, history, music composition and performance, and travel have all influenced his storytelling. His career has involved the building trades, agriculture, marine sciences, developmental distilling, theater musicianship, and marketing functional fluids to manufacturers and engineers.

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King Arthur, Jive Corporate Surf Biker

Dispatches from the Rotund Table…

King Arthur, the once and future knight, hero, battle commander, swordsman, statesman, rides again… On a Harley?
In King Arthur, Jive Corporate Surf Biker, Arthurian legend collides with modern absurdity — a mythic surf biker odyssey through boardrooms, breakwaters, and the eternal quest for meaning. Knights become one-percenters, knaves become dudes, Merlin rides a SuperCub, a standing paddle is embedded in an ancient shovelhead twin, and the Grail gleams quietly alongside the corner office water cooler.
This surreal pseudolegend of the corporate age blends satire, adventure, and pop mythology into a story that’s equal parts heroic and hilarious. It’s a ride through the strange magic still humming beneath modern life — where destiny wears a necktie and the Round Table runs on whammy-driven Fenders played through blown Vocalmaster columns.

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